The Twits Afternoon Tea

3.8

15 Reviews

£41 and over

Afternoon Tea

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2 people

Dec 22, 2024

11:30 PM

Booked 6 times today

Experiences are available.

Charming
Innovative
Good for special occasions

The Twits Afternoon Tea
Opening from 1st August 2024

Muggle-Wump brownies, Jam Roly-Poly sponge and our Trick or Twit scones – indulge your inner child and enter into the story of The Twits with our deliciously themed Afternoon Tea inspired by Roald Dahl’s iconic book.
Items include a rather wonderful new take on Wormy Spaghetti (‘Hampshire’ Cucumber Worms, Cream Cheese, Wholemeal Bread), Mrs Twit’s Bird Pie (Chicken, Leek & Ham) and a culinary exploration of Mr Twit’s beard across three separate savories. Sweets are inspired by much loved characters, the Muggle-Wumps and the Roly-Poly Bird and of course no afternoon tea would be complete without scones though, there’s a twist! Guests will have the chance to choose from buttermilk or marmite scones - you’ll never know which one is which!

The Twits Afternoon Tea at London Marriott County Hall will be served daily between 12PM– 5PM from 1st August 2024 and will be priced at £65 per adult and £45 per c

Additional information

Dining style
Casual Elegant
Price
£41 and over
Cuisines
Afternoon Tea, British, Contemporary British
Hours of operation
Daily 12:00 pm–5:00 pm
Phone number
020 7928 5200
Website
https://www.thetwitsafternoontea.com/
Payment options
Mastercard, Visa
Dress code
Casual Dress
Executive chef
Jamie Welch
Private party facilities
The Twits Afternoon Tea can be booked for Private Hire events such as Birthdays, please contact us for further details

Location
London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB
Neighborhood
Lambeth
Cross street
Access through the Hotel Main Entrance, located on Westminster Bridge Rd
Parking details
None
Public transit
Waterloo Station 5 minute walkWestminster Station 7 minute walk
Additional
Beer, Cocktails, Entertainment, Full Bar, High Tea, Non-Smoking, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Experiences

A delicious afternoon tea with twists & tricks!
£45.00 per person
Multiple dates available
Muggle-Wump brownies, Jam Roly-Poly sponge and our Trick or Twit scones - indulge your inner child and enter into the story of The Twits with our deliciously themed Afternoon Tea inspired by Roald Dahl's iconic book. 'Mr Twit didn't even bother to open his mouth wide when he ate. As a result (and because he never washed) there were always hundreds of bits of old breakfasts and lunches and suppers sticking to the hairs around his face'. What ingredients can you find in our Afternoon Tea that are also stuck in Mr Twit's beard? For a limited time only, book your Twits-themed afternoon tea at County Hall today.

Bird Pie
Chicken, Leek, and Ham
Wormy Spaghetti
‘Hampshire’ Cucumber Worms, Cream Cheese, Wholemeal Bread
Fish Finger
Smoked Haddock, Ketchup, Brioche
Scrambled Egg
‘Clarence Court’ Burford Brown Egg Mayonnaise, Spinach Bread
Maggoty Green Cheese and Mouldy Cornflakes
Orzo, Cheddar and Chive Arancini

Scones

Trick scones - You’ll never know which one it is

Buttermilk & Marmite Scones
- Dorset Clotted Cream
- Strawberry Jam by Tiptree
- Whipped Cream Cheese and Chive

Sweet

Muggle-Wumps
Monkey Nut and Banana Brownie
Jam Roly-Poly Bird
Vanilla Sponge, White Chocolate, Berry Cream
Fizzy Drinks
Lemon and Orange Macaron, Popping Candy

Kids Menu

A simplified version is available for children on request.

Teas

Choice of one

Tea
- County Hall Rose Blend
- Supreme Earl Grey
- Ceylon Breakfast
- First Flush Darjeeling
- Finest Jasmine Green Tea
- Imperial Taiwanese Jin Xuan
- Vanilla Rooibos
- Lemongrass & Ginger
- Chamomile Blossoms
- Peppermint Leaves
- Hibiscus Bora Bora
- Chocolate Spice

What 15 people are saying

Overall ratings and reviews

Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant

3.8

3.8 based on recent ratings

3.9Food
3.9Service
4.1Ambience
3.3Value

Noise • Energetic

Review summary

AI-generated from verified diner reviews

The Twits Afternoon Tea offers a whimsical Roald Dahl-themed experience, perfect for fans of the book. Guests praise the "exceptional" staff and "absolutely amazing" food. While some find it pricey, the decor and engaging atmosphere make it memorable. Ideal for those seeking a unique and nostalgic afternoon tea adventure.

15 Reviews

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Amber
London
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined 1 day ago
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
Magical, we booked this experience for our children aged 11 and 6, both were amazed by it all as were the adults! Would highly recommend, we loved all the little details which really made it.
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Charlotte
London
21 reviews
3.0
21 reviews
Dined on December 8, 2024
1. Overall 3
2. Food 4
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 4
The service was a bit lacking and we were left to our own devices.We were told we had to share a cake which was not good..No top of tea - not good value for money The first dish was missing the birds legs and no alternative provided
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Kathleen
London
1 review
3.0
1 review
Dined on December 7, 2024
1. Overall 3
2. Food 4
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 2
I was quite disappointed by the experience. I was told that our kids weren’t allowed to get the kids menu - as I should’ve informed that I wanted to request this in advance. However, it doesn’t state on their website or on the booking system that this is required. The food was good, but wouldn’t say it was best value for the price.
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Vicky
Caribbean
1 review
2.0
1 review
Dined on December 1, 2024
1. Overall 2
2. Food 2
3. Service 2
4. Ambience 2
Over priced Poor service Stale bread for finger sandwiches Warm water in glasses for still water.
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Beverly
Kent
1 review
1.0
1 review
Dined on October 31, 2024
1. Overall 1
2. Food 2
3. Service 1
4. Ambience 1
Unfortunately not a good experience..no atmosphere Poor service No personality No ambience Very disappointed
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Sinead
London
1 review
2.0
1 review
Dined on October 30, 2024
1. Overall 2
2. Food 2
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 2
Sorry to leave a somewhat negative review but for the price of this tea, it wasn’t special enough. The ambience and food taste was disappointing as lovers of the book. Staff were polite but I expected more for that price. The ambience, decor, free things given, food taste could’ve been better.
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Jenny
London
2 reviews
3.0
2 reviews
Dined on October 28, 2024
1. Overall 3
2. Food 3
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 3
Nice but experience could potentially be more interactive
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Alessandro
New York City
2 reviews
5.0
2 reviews
Dined on October 27, 2024
1. Overall 5
2. Food 4
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
Very lovely and beautiful picture of Roald Dahl & English afternoon tea’ best
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Jessica
London
1 review
2.0
1 review
Dined on October 12, 2024
1. Overall 2
2. Food 2
3. Service 1
4. Ambience 4
We booked the last sitting at 4.30 wouldn’t recommend as it closes at 5.00 although you aren’t rushed to leave staff weren’t around and if they were they were clearing away. Unlike in other afternoon teas we were not offered more savoury or sweet treats only one plate of each also only one pot of tea each. Not value for money paid but the Twits theme was carried out well.
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Grace
Essex
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on October 2, 2024
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
This was a great experience! The food so delicious and the setting and thought that has gone into the whole experience is incredible! The staff were very helpful, attentive and knowledgeable. Would highly recommend.
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FAQs

The Twits Afternoon Tea is rated 3.8 stars by 15 OpenTable diners.

Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable.

Make a reservation

2 people

Dec 22, 2024

11:30 PM

Booked 6 times today

Experiences are available.

London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB

Additional information

Cross street
Access through the Hotel Main Entrance, located on Westminster Bridge Rd
Neighborhood
Lambeth
Hours of operation
Daily 12:00 pm–5:00 pm
Price
£41 and over
Cuisines
Afternoon Tea, British, Contemporary British
Dining style
Casual Elegant
Dress code
Casual Dress
Parking details
None
Public transit
Waterloo Station 5 minute walkWestminster Station 7 minute walk
Payment options
Mastercard, Visa
Executive chef
Jamie Welch
Additional
Beer, Cocktails, Entertainment, Full Bar, High Tea, Non-Smoking, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Website
https://www.thetwitsafternoontea.com/
Phone number
020 7928 5200
Private party facilities
The Twits Afternoon Tea can be booked for Private Hire events such as Birthdays, please contact us for further details

The Twits Afternoon Tea

Make a reservation

Additional information

Experiences

A delicious afternoon tea with twists & tricks!

Menu

Menu

Savoury

Bird Pie

Wormy Spaghetti

Fish Finger

Scrambled Egg

Maggoty Green Cheese and Mouldy Cornflakes

Scones

Buttermilk & Marmite Scones

Sweet

Muggle-Wumps

Jam Roly-Poly Bird

Fizzy Drinks

Kids Menu

Teas

Tea

What 15 people are saying

Overall ratings and reviews

Review summary

FAQs

How is The Twits Afternoon Tea restaurant rated?

Is The Twits Afternoon Tea currently accepting reservations?

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